Insect Inside

by Phil

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Caption contest! There are so many great captions here that I cannot pick just one. So I leave it to you all. Pam has made a great start here, but I know Cory and the rest of you can throw down…

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22 Responses to “Insect Inside”

  1. Pam says:

    “I’ll be right there…just let me finish this email.”

  2. Pam says:

    “I KNOW the keyboard is upside down…I like it that way.”

    “Dear Exterminator, we will no longer be needing your services…”

  3. Phil says:

    “Hello, Apple? Yes, my MacBook Pro is buggy. Seriously.”

  4. Phil says:

    “Command, Option, spacebar… FUCK.”

  5. Dwayne says:

    Portable my ass!….have you weighed this thing?!

  6. Phil says:

    “So I hacked into your bank account, liquidated all your funds, spent the money on candy and hookers, came back and sent obscene e-mails to all your co-workers, is THAT what you want me to say?”

  7. Phil says:

    “Dear InsectDate: Single green female with ample thorax seeks short term relationship with submissive male. I enjoy long walks in the park and devouring the head of my partner after sex.”

  8. cory says:

    “Help, I’m stuck between the y and the 6 and I cant get out”

  9. cory says:

    “where’s the damn escape key?”

  10. Kai says:

    Are you sure this is not Photohopped?

  11. Kai says:

    First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.

  12. Kai says:

    Damn Photohop keeps crashing on me!

  13. Pam says:

    You people are killing me ; ) This is Pam, not Mrs. Mantis, speaking.

  14. glenda says:

    “tiptoe through the keybord, la la la la la lahhhh tiptoe through the keyboard with meeeeeeee…..”

  15. glenda says:

    I showed Peter the foto & his comment is…..
    there’s a bug in the system……

  16. meredith says:

    N H N H nnn hhhh NHNNNHhhhhhNN hh nnn NN HH — my goal is to wear out two letters a day — oh shit, someone’s coming!

  17. Kai says:

    Clean your damn keyboard!

  18. Phil says:

    Downloading “Chances Are,” by Johnny Mantis…

  19. Judy says:

    Praying to the computer gods.

  20. lauralee says:

    Don’t bug me. I’m busy.

  21. Gulia says:

    I Can Haz Gardenburger!

  22. Brian says:

    Dear sir or madam,
    Thank you for contacting our help desk here in India.