Pam’s New Hair

by Phil

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Pam dyed her hair dark this week to see if not being blonde would cut down on the incessant staring. It seems to have backfired, though, as she was rather aggressively groped in the market this evening. It’s hard out there for a pretty girl :)

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Tags: grope, hair, India, market, Noida, Pam's Essays

7 Responses to “Pam’s New Hair”

  1. jj says:

    What’s up with all the groping of women in India? What’s that about?

  2. cara zoe says:

    It’s STILL blond!!!! WTF!

  3. cara zoe says:

    but seriously, aren’t you in a country filled with literally billions of brown-haired people? can you not see what color their hair is? it is NOT the color you died your hair.

  4. Pam says:

    I am white, I’ll always be white. I’m afraid that if I dye my hair Indian black I’ll just look like a middle-aged goth goofball. I may find somewhere between here and there ; )

  5. Phil says:

    JJ: It’s like a BEAUTY CONTEST. :)

    Cara: Indians have black hair. Your mom has brown hair. Pamela Anderson has blonde hair. Have you seen Pamela Anderson? Really had a good long look? ;)

  6. cara zoe says:

    It just so happens that Pam and I are related. As such, I happened to inherit her hair color. She has said it many times herself, that her hair is naturally the same color as mine. I believe they call it “light brown.” Anyway, my hair is not the color in that picture, which is blond. “Dunkel blond” they call it in Denmark – or “dark blond.” All I’m saying is, if you want to stop getting groped, dye your hair brown. Doesn’t have to be black, but your natural color, which is light brown.

  7. Dawna says:

    Im with Cara on this one. Pam – you’re hair is blond. Not brown or even light brown. Its blond with highlights. Try dying it a rich chestnut color. That way you can avoid dying it gothic black, and it won’t be blond anymore.